Showing posts with label breasts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breasts. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Mmmmm... Postgame Breasts

Two great advantages about watching soccer in Germany:

1) Games in South Africa are in the afternoon or evening, so drinking is socially acceptable.

2) Postgame "game shows" that are just excuses to ogle hot women in (or out of) lingerie. Tonight's hostess (via her website, www.biggi-bardot.com):



Now, that's postgame coverage!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Blessed Bounciness

While American lingerie manufacturers have focused on faux chestiness (push-up bras and other tools of sexual perjury), Euro manufacturers have apparently focused on studying motion. Specifically, maximizing the bounciness with each step taken. This is, quite frankly, fabulous.

Why the distinction, when American (white) men so adore cleavage? My only thought is that Euro women are less beaten down by society's demands of thinness (possibly because they are, in fact, thinner). American women tend to associate any bounce with a) fatness and b) sluttiness. Males, regardless of nationality? They associate it with HELL YES.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Now, That's TV

Nothing's better on German TV than Sunday night's "Männer TV" (Men's TV). Tonight's episode? A woman who wanted to be a model so she got her rack done & then did a topless photo shoot. Just engrossing TV. Definitely not comparable in fuzzed-out US TV.


Mmmmm... breasts...