Scene: A bed. A man and a woman having a small quarrel.
Man: "What's wrong?"
Woman: "I don't want to say, it's a big thing."
Man (hiding nervousness): "No, it's ok, we should talk about it."
Woman (clearly trying to figure out how to say something hard): "Well, I ..."
(pause)
"It's yours."
(giant pause while man considers logistics of weaseling like there's no tomorrow)
Man: "You're pregnant?!?"
Woman, laughing: "No, why do you think that?"
Man: "Well, when you say 'it's yours' in English, there's an implication of what 'it' is"
Woman: "Of course not!"
(Fade to black)
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2 comments:
Funny!
So, what'd you ACTUALLY do wrong?
She just thought I was hung up on an ex because I kept her photo on my desk. Except it's not an ex, just a friend from college.
Also, I called her by the wrong name in flagrante delicto
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