We've all been there -- you're in the post-coital snuggling and you want to know how long you MUST linger. How is this not worthy of a guidebook? Is there a Cosmo article on this ("Is He Snuggling Long Enough -- How to Tell!") that I missed when I got my hair cut?
Here's what I want: a simple chart with scenarios and how long you have to stay in bed after each:
one night stand, neither orgasm 31 sec
one night stand, only he orgasms 15min, 30 sec
one night stand, only she orgasms 1 sec (only if he wants a second shot)
one night stand, both orgasm 10min, 30 sec
one night stand, both orgasm (multiple for her) 8min
coworker, neither orgasm 10 min
...
We can legally define waterboarding as torture (wait, or not?), but you can't tell me how much time I have to put in? THIS is what Lonely Planet needs to be working on. Sure, it's great to know that I should round up from 9.50E to 10E for a tip to a lazy German waiter, but how much time do I need to give before I can go home for some sleep?
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