You Must Be Fucking Kidding

So, I'm chatting with a friend, and I make that a joke about Target's new ad campaign: "It features Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton". But it came out as: "It features ************** and Paris Hilton". However, the program followed the Priscilla Presley rule, since "Michael fucking Jackson" was uncensored. Only with Michael Jackson could adding the word "fucking" be considered less offensive.