Sunday, April 27, 2008

Keep An Eye (And Maybe A Hand) On Your Penis

Apparently, there's been a huge rash of penis thieves in Kinshasa, Congo. According to Reuters, 13 suspected sorcerers have been arrested for penis theft. Apparently many times the penises aren't actually stolen, but have just been shrunk or made limp. Does this mean that Viagra and enlargement surgery are the counter spells?

2 comments:

swcook said...

Did you mean to have "rash" and "penis" so close together? Not to mention "huge"

jtingermany said...

Looks like my Subliminal Blogging isn't subtle enough...