After watching "Fight Club" and "X-Men 2", I'm thinking that being a "leader" is overrated. From what I've seen, it's basically a) sending men to their death and b) sending more men to their death (in myplace). Here's my official Pledge to Minions:
1. No Off-Camera Deaths -- You work too hard to be offed off-camera.
2. No Octopus-based creatures -- Let's be honest: octopi are fucked up. They have an assload of arms AND they have a fucked-up plural form.
3. No "futuristic" uniforms -- jeans, shorts, sandals, Dockers ® -- fuck it. Wear what you want, but: No ass-cheeks and no nipples.
4. Flying monkeys -- these fucking primates will do all the shit jobs. They're the new underclass.
5. Besides, we always have the people that don't look like us.
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2 beers? 4? WTF?
Sorry, I can't reveal my creative secrets.
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