Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Head Quandary, Part 1

In addition to the normal range of personal preferences on giving head (God bless you, women with father issues!), international dating brings the issues of cultural attitudes toward the issue. Is la mademoiselle jumping straight from 1st or 2nd base to home because she doesn't like to go down, that's not how it's done in France or just because she wants to skip to the main course? Is the skin flute not her instrument or is it not in the Russian repertoire*? These are the questions facing the international dater.

Have no fear, I will report with results as they become clearer.



* It most definitely is. This is reason #1 to do whatever it takes to keep strong relations with Putin & his handpuppet, Medvedev.

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