We've all been there before -- you see a friend you haven't seen in a while and you say, "You look great! Did you lose weight?" Normally s/he (ok, fine, "she") says, "Thanks! I've been working out" or at least "Thanks! I haven't, but that's nice." You don't expect, "Nope, same as always." So I'm faced with a dilemma of what to say. To cover, I go with humor.
FREE TIP: women don't think this is funny.
"Hm. I must just remember you as being heavier"
Now, this wasn't my greatest line. It can't compare to "let's go gaff some babes", "LeChad" or my other time-honored classics, but it was solid. Having noted this, I have to say that the audience reception was less than enamored. You've been warned.
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3 comments:
Well, if you're going to hang out with someone who has an impaired sense of humor, maybe she got what she deserved.
Plus she's not reading your blog any more anyway...
You should have just finished it off with a "That's okay, your friend is hotter anyway" and then walked away.
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