Friday, May 23, 2008

You Must Be Fucking Kidding Me

"There are 4 levels of love. The first is puppy love, you feel it in high school..."

Ok, I give the guy some credit for a different approach, but c'mon -- that shit's played out. Listening to this shit just about killed me. I don't want to sound jaded, but it sounds manufactured that you think the levels of love are:
1. You are infatuated.
2. You are with someone who fulfills your needs and turns your crank
3. You are with someone who you know what they want from the beginning & what turns them on.
4. S/he turns it up to 11.

To paraphrase Dave Chappelle: "Nigger, please."

Jesus fucking christ, I'm no expert on relationships and I know this is fucking bullshit. Do women actually fall for this crap? Because if they do, I'm looking forward to a trip to Douche-ville. You've been warned.

Yes, I've been drinking, why do you ask?

1 comment:

swcook said...

I guess I should be expecting a phone call.