Monday, May 26, 2008
Stop Slacking, You Nutsacks
I never got any fun suggestions for jackass behavior to exhibit in Paris last summer. I am now opening the comments for a 24-ish hour window on suggestions for my 2008 trip to the Eternal City. I will be hitting the French Open, so look for my "I heart Hot Moms" and "Don't Act Like You Don't Want Some of This" in the friendly rows of Roland Garros. Also, I vow to attempt to be the first man ejected from the tournament for hitting on a player's girlfriend/wife during a match.
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3 comments:
A good hearty "Broken neck or Broken femur" cheer mid-point, might assist on getting you booted.
Or you could tell ask a female there if someone is sitting next to her than toss her feet off the seat. That seems to work.
good calls! those both have more of a "last match on Friday feel" -- I don't want to be banned...
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