This Is Why I Don't Sleep At Her Place

Apparently, it's good for some species of spider for the female to eat the male that thought he was going to get some. As a precaution, I always make sure the first time is at my apartment -- at least she has to deal with the cops if she decides to give in to any arachnid urges.

Let's All Celebrate!

Germany Unity Day is Friday -- let's all commemorate this wonderful day (though, admittedly not so wonderful in France or Poland)! How, you ask? By joining East and West symbolically with a (former) West German woman and (former) East German woman in a bridge-building threesome. Einheit für alles!