An Assload of Menu Options

Words fail me. For long-time readers, you may recognize the theme. Two years later, more cafes had the same ass options, and I laughed each time.

Stuff White People Like

I think this blog should list itself. A sampler:

#25 David Sedaris
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#4 Assists
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
#1 Coffee

Note: I'll be on vacation in Italy for two weeks. Feel free to hate me.

You Don't Get Ads Like These In The USA

Big shout-out to Brendan for this one!



This one was also, um, tasty.

Absolute Fact(s) of Existence

from a review of “The French Connection”:
“The French Connection” is the single greatest New York City cop picture of all time. That’s not a theory. It’s an absolute fact of existence, like water boiling at 220 degrees, or President Bush sticking his head up his ass when he speaks.


um, doesn't water boil at 212 degrees? Call me crazy, but if i'm claiming "absolute fact of existence" I would want to fact check first. Of course, this doesn't stop Paul Tatara from having written my favorite movie review of all time, of "The Wizard of Oz". Why? Lines like this:

Glinda, the Good Witch of the North (Billie Burke) -- Could this chick be any more full of herself? "Yeah, all the witches on the west side are ugly. Not gorgeous like me." Factor in the magic wand and she's like a delusional homecoming queen with a cattle prod. Anybody who's attended high school knows that that's trouble.